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BFF

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BFF

serfborts:

When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

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There’s 3 types of people in life. People that make it happen, people that watch it happen, and people that don’t even know what the fuck is going on. Choose one.
Dope Dealer || Meek Mill (via stayhungry-getbig)

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

svveden:

thanks elevators for bringing me up when i was down

You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness.
I really needed to hear that right now. (via danger)
People fear what they do not understand.

pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

rehoboam:

pimps don’t do homework srry

lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

I’m just an addictive person. It’s the way I was born. I’ve been addicted to eating, drinking, working out, smoking and even loving or hating certain people. There is no moderation in my dictionary.
Hedonist Poet (via hedonistpoet)

thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
Laurell K. Hamilton, A Stroke of Midnight (via hqlines)

stability:

the-illuminator-neuromancer:

stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

But you can’t watch Netflix outside the US

yet here i am, watching bobs burgers in australia, living my dream

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